Short captions for Instagram 2019

Every fantastic insta-photo needs an amazing Instagram caption. This can be funny, short, odd, weird, coo, amazing, even savage. For every picture on Instagram, there is a story to sell. And it makes a big disparity if you are sharing a couples portrait, one for friends, group pictures, a selfie, landscape, you name it.
 Short captions for Instagram
best funny Instagram captions below.
  1. Enjoy at least one sunset per day! – Modern Family
  2. They say do not try this at home…so I went to my friends home!
  3. My bed is the magical place I instantly remember everything I had to do.
  4. Friday, my second dearest F word.
  5. Stomach: I will now reveal a blue whale’s mating call.
  6. If there would be a prize for being lazy, I would send someone to pick it up for me.
  7. They say: Do what you love and the cash will come to you. Just ordered pizza, now I am waiting…
  8. For me, math class is like watching a foreign movie without subtitles.
  9. Maybe if we tell humanity the brain is an app, they will start using it.
  10. When nothing goes right, go left.
  11. A policeman pulled me over and told me “Papers”, so I said “Scissors, I win!” and drove off.
  12. momma: Why is everything on the floor? Me: Gravity!
  13. Sure, I do a marathon. On Netflix.
  14. I followed dieting but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.
  15. When Jessica Biel becomes pregnant, I hope she names her cild “Mo”.
  16. Dear sleepy: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.
  17. I don’t think inside the packet and I don’t think outside the packet… I don’t even know where the packet is.
  18. Do I run? Yes. Out of time, patients and cash.
  19. Lies I tell myself: Just one more biscuit. Just one more film. Just one more minute. Yet…I wouldn’t call them lies!
  20. I like hashtags because they look like wafel.
  21. ETC. End of Thinking measurements.
  22. I know the sound, in my head aren’t real….. but sometimes their ideas are just absolutely amazing!
                       Short captions for Instagram

  1. I never know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship.
  2. Be happy, it drives people fantastical.
  3. nobody will ever be as entertained by us as us.
  4. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate guess correctly– just like best friends!
  5. Another fine day ruined by responsibilities…
  6. a phobia is stupid. So are regrets.
  7. “The man who goes alone can start today, but he who travels with another must wait till that other is prepared.” – Henry David Thoreau
  8. make your own sunshine.
  9. Life is simple. It’s just not easy. Start somewhere.
  10. If you were watching for a sign, here it is.
  11. Better an oops, than a what if.
  12. Life is too less for bad vibes.
  13. The world is changed by your example, not your advice.
  14. We travel, some of us forever, to seek other location, other lives, other souls.
  15. Remember that pleasure is a way of travel – not a destination.
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